He looks like a drunken garden gnome that got his hat broken off. And uhh... what's going on in his lap there?

Toddparty.com gave me life like 1 year, 8 months, 20 days, 22 hours, 19 minutes, 6 seconds ago.
 
 
tyler was all like:
no, he's a creepy kidnapper, and this is the photo he sent to the family to let them know she's still alive.
1 year, 8 months, 19 days, 9 hours, 7 minutes, 48 seconds ago.
 
 
Matt was all like:
This must be the point in time AFTER she sat on his lap and felt something hard... EWWW! Bad Santa!
1 year, 8 months, 19 days, 2 hours, 54 minutes, 30 seconds ago.
 
 
the Todd in toddparty.com was all like:
Damn... Those are both better comments than mine.
1 year, 8 months, 18 days, 19 hours, 50 minutes, 16 seconds ago.
 

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