I guess some guy robbed a bank in West Seattle (Wooo Woooo! West Seattle!!!). He robbed it wearing a wig and his face painted with black shoe polish. Wait wait. Does that mean this guy robbed a bank in black face? I'm posting my artist rendition so you can be the judge.

Anyway, the cops chased his get away SUV all the way to Capital Hill and then back down to Down Town. The dude got stuck at 1st and Spring at some construction and was promptly shot at by like 100 police officers. He's still alive, but in critical condition (go fig).