I just spent the last couple days building in the ability for guest "toddpartypeople.com" to post real posts. Since it's Jeremy's 37th birthday today, I gave him the first "toddpartyperson.com" account. Now I'm a little worried. Thank god I reserved the ability to censor him.

If you would like apply to become a "toddpartyperson.com," you can post your resume in the comments area of this post (like the common folk still do).