The Toddparty is back!!! For the Christmas holiday, I'm doing an advent calendar... an advent calendar of terrible, terrible Santa photos. It was kind of a pain in the ass to find enough to fill the 25 days of Christmas, but I figured I owed it to you all. Anyway, without further ado, here is day 1.
This Santa looks like he's going to tie this baby to some train tracks and stand watching while he wrings his hands.
Toddparty.com gave me life like 1 year, 9 months, 5 days, 13 hours, 23 minutes, 52 seconds ago.
tyler was all like:
hahaha, this is awesome! santa looks like pure evil
1 year, 9 months, 5 days, 3 hours, 11 minutes, 35 seconds ago.
the Todd in Toddparty.com was all like:
With that ball, he kind of reminds me of the silent film version of David Bowie's character from Labrynth.
1 year, 9 months, 5 days, 35 minutes, 26 seconds ago.
poddtarty.com was all like:
ummmm... there's only 12 days of Christmas, not 25... just sayin'
I love the Santas though.
1 year, 9 months, 4 days, 21 hours, 5 minutes, 54 seconds ago.
the Todd in Toddparty.com was all like:
Ummm... apparently, you've never had one of those crappy chocolate advent calendars, Brian! If you had, you'd know that there are 25 (or sometimes 24) of those nasty chocolate flavored wax patties. You suck at Christmas!
1 year, 9 months, 4 days, 20 hours, 58 minutes, 18 seconds ago.
tyler was all like:
fo real!! Have you seen the newest LEGO advent calendar? it's sooooooooo much cooler than the one you had
1 year, 9 months, 4 days, 13 hours, 23 minutes, 29 seconds ago.
tyler was all like:
haha, poddtardy. i think to make the labyrinth thing complete he would need santa spandex and a wickedly awkward package.
1 year, 9 months, 4 days, 13 hours, 21 minutes, 6 seconds ago.
the Todd in toddparty.com was all like:
Speaking of wickedly awkward packages, you should see the photo for day 14.
1 year, 9 months, 4 days, 46 minutes, 39 seconds ago.
tyler was all like:
haha, cant wait!
1 year, 9 months, 3 days, 23 hours, 30 minutes, 49 seconds ago.
Lea was all like:
Is that a gag ball in his hand?
1 year, 8 months, 27 days, 8 hours, 30 minutes, 42 seconds ago.
brain was all like:
he has no eyes!
1 year, 8 months, 19 days, 6 hours, 52 minutes, 58 seconds ago.
